Love In The Name Of Science

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Schematics: Part Two

((Here, have some more bad poetry. Here’s the prequel.))

when you were young

working the front desk

you used to look at pictures in magazines

women in white

and you never got your gown

(you claimed you didn’t like fancy affairs)

and when you were a little older

you’d see children

smile brightly

and you never got your own

(told me you were awful with kids)

you never once saw the sea

never left the country

maybe not even the state

you followed a good path

(“Not a biologist, sir, especially not a marine biologist,”

could’ve fooled me)

you made lemonade, kiddo,

sweetest lemonade the world ever tasted

and i won’t say it now

i’m much too old for that kid stuff

but dammit, you’re something else caroline

pretty as a postcard, too

you never did make up your own rules

but dreamed up chambers

(chambers of your heart, or some girly nonsense)

always dotted your i’s, crossed your t’s

made a damn good coffee

but added a twist of something to everything, i dunno

made it better, sweeter, made it bearable

who am i kidding

we’re not young like we were

but you still do all that, don’t you?

what i’m saying is

go ahead, test whatever you like

i’ll fund you

i know anything you designed will work like a champ

even that damn mushy nonsense about us

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kimbuscus:


After working late hours all week and taking too many calls to count, Caroline receives a heartfelt surprise from the company’s CEO.

Some fluffy Caveline for thenoodledude, in comic form! :3
When I said “sketch”, I really wasn’t kidding. Excuse the crap factor.. :/
This took far longer than it should have, probably because it’s the first time I’ve drawn both a proper comic and Caroline. (The message on the little tag was typed out because my handwriting just didn’t like me tonight.) I plan on colouring it later on, though, since I actually don’t mind how it came out overall. :)

kimbuscus:

After working late hours all week and taking too many calls to count, Caroline receives a heartfelt surprise from the company’s CEO.

Some fluffy Caveline for thenoodledude, in comic form! :3

When I said “sketch”, I really wasn’t kidding. Excuse the crap factor.. :/

This took far longer than it should have, probably because it’s the first time I’ve drawn both a proper comic and Caroline. (The message on the little tag was typed out because my handwriting just didn’t like me tonight.) I plan on colouring it later on, though, since I actually don’t mind how it came out overall. :)

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            “Please Mr. Johnson, I don’t want this!”

            “Great doll, just report down to the boys in the lab and…” Cave Johnson’s brain caught up with what his junior assistant had just said. Something was the matter with this situation. He’d told Caroline to do something. Then, Caroline would say ‘yes’. Then things would get done. Usually a lot quicker than that stuffed shirt Greg could get things done too. Caroline was by and large his most dedicated employee. That wasn’t bad for a skirt.

            He replayed the last few minutes in his head.

            He’d definitely given an order.

            And she had said—-

            “Whaddya MEAN, No?” Cave exploded, but he didn’t get up from his desk. Anyone else would be shit-canned and out on their ass in the Aperture parking lot. If they managed to get away from the Mantis man assigned to carry their personal affects they could count themselves lucky.

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